I don’t even know if I want to get married because I don’t want an entire party focused on me
if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
don’t know why everyone is always worrying about the economy when I just found a perfectly good hair tie on the ground
how many eye contact until date
*photo looks absolutely nothing like me* ah yes. this is the One








